Tuesday, April 28, 2009

1X02- Obama smokes weed.



Stoners of the world unite
Too long have our low brothers lived lives of apologetic conformism
Shedding tears in silence, crippled by their sense of reality
Too long have they been denied the grace of God
Too long they have not paid their taxes to the Greek kingdom of Malana
Too long have they rated Slumdog Millionaire above Up In Smoke
I Have a Dream, and it is Green
The onus is upon us to tilt the tables
To extend a helping hand to our lowly brothers lost in darkness
and bring them up to our level
To open a chapter of G Cell in every school and college
Viva la Revolucion! Yes We Can!

PS:  This was the result of freestyle writing after just thinking about smoking up. 
PPS: According to Bruce Dickinson, Queen Elizabeth was a fellow doper. 
PPPS: Thanks to the guy who's as high as a helicopter for letting me shamelessly plagiarize his blog.
PPPPS: I intend to maintain this blog as my notepad, to write whatever comes to my mind and also hone my writing skills in the process. It shall live up to it's name because of the fact that I am after all, Sir Tokes-a-lot. This spur in blogging has most probably been brought on by the fact that I plan to have no exposure to blogosphere over the next month or two which I plan to spend tripping in the Himalayas trying to tap some hot yeti ass.

1X01- The Pilot aka The Christening

Roach- Check
Rizla- Check
Tobacco- Check
Marijuana- Check
Roll- Check
Lick- Check
Pack- Check
Burn- Check
Toke- Check


This blog is not going to pretend that it will teach you how to smoke. This will not contain tutorials on how to roll. This blog will not assume that it's the supreme authority on cannabis. This blog won't try to justify marijuana use or preach how marijuana brings you closer to slaying psychic vampires. This blog won't stress the fact again and again that The Beatles did pot. Well, I guess that leaves very little for me to work with.

This blog is about my experiences with marijuana. This blog is about how a group of students from a sleepy town in NaxalLand indulge in this "sin". This blog is about leaving the examination hall one and a half hour early to smoke a joint. This blog is about taking long boring autorickshaw rides in order to score. This blog is about how the life of some revolve around this plant. This blog is about our daily trials, tribulations and adventures. This blog is about waking up each morning without knowing for sure how one got there. This blog is about rising above all bitterness and severing all ties with the past, and as a result becoming Dazed and Confused.